Guess what chump just joined up with the Hair Tie Elite? Excuse my overcompensation for the fact the only thing I had to do today was trim my bangs and I couldn’t even handle that commitment. Also the ongoing vapid nature of my writing. Does it help you cope with the lack of emotional depth to let you know I have been keeping a secret *personal**IRL* journal where I spill all my unrequited country feelings?
ALSO I WANT A DOG SO BAD IT IS CRUSHING ME